HOUSE FILE // JULIOTHINKYOUIS
BEANS // THE NIGHT KING
Jo-Jo Bean “Senior.” The Midnight Menace.
THE STORY
Senior rarely needs to sell the room on what he is building. The Night King profile fits: quiet, patient and usually most dangerous when everyone else is busy talking.
LEAGUE RÉSUMÉ
Titles: 2 — 2018, 2021
ACTs: 0
ACT Score: —
Current team: JulioThinkYouis
2026 opening tier: Crown Contender // #1 Iron Throne Index
HOW HE BUILDS
Win-now instincts, a permanent Cowboys streak and a willingness to ride elite veterans longer than the market prefers.
2026 PRESSURE
McCaffrey, Kittle and Godwin bring real mileage concerns, but the roster remains deep enough to open as PreachBot’s No. 1 team. If the older bodies hold together, a third belt is fully in play.
CURRENT ERA
Beans is chasing something nobody in the dynasty era has done yet: become Shy City’s first three-time champion.
2025 ERA // THE WRESTLING CHRONICLE
JO-JO BEAN // D
“He came. He saw. He… scouted from the parking lot.”
Senior’s 2025 draft was intentionally light on volume: two late running-back swings and very little impact relative to the rest of the league.
Draft class: 4.07 Woody Marks // 5.07 Tahj Brooks.
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