FOUNDED 2014 // DYNASTY ERA 2015
HISTORY OF
THE HOUSES
The permanent Shy City archive: champions, house files, rookie drafts, famous trades, ACT disasters, grudges and every receipt the group chat refuses to forget.
ROLL OF KINGS
| Season | Champion | Legacy |
|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Chan | Reigning champion // King of the North |
| 2024 | Drag | The Dragon takes the crown |
| 2023 | JP | Second belt |
| 2022 | BDR | Second belt |
| 2021 | Beans | Second belt |
| 2020 | Bru | Second belt |
| 2019 | JP | First belt |
| 2018 | Beans | First belt |
| 2017 | BDR | First belt |
| 2016 | Houle | Champion |
| 2015 | Bru | First dynasty champion |
2014 is the founding year. The dynasty championship archive begins in 2015. No manager has reached three belts yet.
THE HOUSE FILES
Each manager has a permanent profile for identity, championships, ACT history, roster-building tendencies, famous receipts and the current era.
Preach // The Preacher
The Great Awakening // 0 titles
Houle // The Hound
HERM IS ELITE // 1 title
Bru // The Drunken Stag
Supermodels // 2 titles
Drag // The Dragon
Ja’Marrvin’s Room // 2024 champion
BDR // Picnic Rick
Wittle Gator // 2 titles
JP // The Bayou Reaver
Herm a Coke Head // 2 titles
Bug // Littlefinger
The Fannin of the Opera // 0 titles
Beans // The Night King
JulioThinkYouis // 2 titles
Chan // King of the North
Chappetto // 2025 champion
Tres // The Sea Snake
Team TresRocks // 0 titles
2026 // CURRENT ROOKIE CLASS
2026 ROOKIE DRAFT // GRADES & RECEIPTS
Locked post-draft grades, preserved as they were judged at the time.
| Rank | Manager | Grade | Draft Story |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | JP | A | Price, Concepcion, Cooper, Stribling and Stowers. |
| 2 | Houle | A | Mendoza and Jeremiyah Love headlined a volume-heavy class. |
| 3 | Tres | A- | Carnell Tate led a high-upside, WR-heavy class. |
| 4 | Preach | A- | Antonio Williams, Carson Beck, Malachi Fields, MarShawn Lloyd and Adam Randall. |
| 5 | Beans | B+ | Makai Lemon, Kenyon Sadiq and Nicholas Singleton. |
| 6 | Drag | B | Jordyn Tyson plus Kaytron Allen value. |
| 7 | Bug | B- | Light rookie participation; veteran moves carried the grade. |
| 8 | Chan | C+ | No premium capital, but sensible developmental swings. |
| 9 | Bru | D | Trading beat the actual rookie class. |
| 10 | BDR | D- | Minimal rookie participation behind a loaded veteran roster. |
Draft-day receipts: Houle pulled premium value forward, Bru pushed value into 2027, and Preach blended the rookie class with the additions of Jalen Hurts and DeVonta Smith.
2025 // WRESTLING CHRONICLE
2025 ROOKIE DRAFT // THE WRESTLING CHRONICLE
| Manager | Persona | Grade | Class |
|---|---|---|---|
| Preach | The Preacher | A+ | Ward, Henderson, Warren, Shough, Tuten, Ferguson, Hunter |
| Tres | Tres Rocks | A | Jeanty, Kaleb Johnson, Royals, Blue, Neal |
| JP | Herman Boone | A- | Dart, Bech, Bryant, Arroyo, Felton |
| BDR | Picnic Rick | A- | Hampton, Hunter, Judkins, Egbuka, Harvey, Golden, Harris, Etienne |
| Houle | Big Rig Ben Houle | A- | Tet McMillan, Kyle Williams, Thornton, Sampson, Gordon, Restrepo |
| Bru | The Mauler | B | Skattebo, Higgins, Mason Taylor, Arian Smith |
| Chan | Rosey | B | Burden, Loveland, Noel, Ayomanor, Giddens, Gabriel |
| Bug | Soy-EO | C- | Milroe, Milton, Shedeur Sanders, Fannin, Brashard Smith |
| Drag | Dante “Dynasty” Savage | D | Will Howard, Jordan James |
| Beans | Jo-Jo Bean | D | Woody Marks, Tahj Brooks |
2019–2024 // PREACHER’S ORIGINAL DRAFT GRADES
Historical grades are normalized to current manager names. The grades themselves are unchanged.
2024 // DRAFT ARCHIVE
PREACH A+
BDR A+
Full grade board
Chan A · Bru A- · Beans A- · Tres A- · Bug B · Drag B · JP B- · Houle B-
Draft receipts
Preach — Caleb Williams, Rome Odunze. BDR — Marvin Harrison Jr., Malik Nabers. Beans — Jayden Daniels. Bug — Brock Bowers. Chan — Drake Maye.
2023 // DRAFT ARCHIVE
TRES A
Full grade board
BDR A- · Chan A- · Bug B+ · Houle B+ · JP B+ · Preach B+ · Beans B · Drag B · Bru B-
Draft receipts
Tres — Anthony Richardson, Achane. Bug — C.J. Stroud, LaPorta, Tank Dell. Chan — Bijan. BDR — Gibbs, JSN. Preach — Puka in Round 5.
2022 // DRAFT ARCHIVE
BDR A
Full grade board
Preach A- · Tres A- · Chan B+ · Bru B · Bug B · Houle B · JP B · Drag B · Beans B-
Draft receipts
Bug — Breece Hall, Kenneth Walker, Olave. Chan — Drake London, James Cook. Tres — Garrett Wilson. Preach — Dotson, Rachaad White, Trey McBride.
2021 // DRAFT ARCHIVE
PREACH A+
CHAN A+
Full grade board
Beans A- · Drag A- · Bru B+ · Houle B+ · JP B+ · Bug B · Tres B · BDR F
Draft receipts
Drag — Ja’Marr Chase. Preach — Najee Harris. Houle — Kyle Pitts. Tres — Javonte Williams. Bug — Amon-Ra St. Brown.
2020 // DRAFT ARCHIVE
BEANS A+
PREACH A+
Full grade board
Bru A · Chan A · Drag B+ · Bug B- · BDR C+ · JP C+ · Tres C- · Houle F
Draft receipts
Preach — Jonathan Taylor, J.K. Dobbins, Pittman, Tee Higgins. Bug — Burrow and Hurts. Chan — Jefferson. Beans — CeeDee Lamb.
2019 // DRAFT ARCHIVE
BEANS A+
PREACH A+
Full grade board
JP A · Chan B+ · Houle B+ · BDR B · Drag B · Bug B- · Bru B- · Tres B-
Draft receipts
Preach — DK Metcalf. JP — Deebo Samuel. Bru — A.J. Brown. Chan — David Montgomery and T.J. Hockenson. Houle — Diontae Johnson. Tres — Tony Pollard.
2016–2018 // THE EARLY BOARDS
No Preacher grade table is visible in the surviving screenshots for these seasons, so the archive preserves the board and the receipts without inventing grades.
2018
Saquon Barkley opened the draft. The board also produced Nick Chubb, D.J. Moore, Calvin Ridley and Courtland Sutton. The late-round receipts are even better: Lamar Jackson at 2.10, George Kittle at 3.08 and Josh Allen at 5.10.
2017
Preach’s old DORD draft is an all-time archive piece: Dalvin Cook, Kareem Hunt, Evan Engram, Jamaal Williams and Cooper Kupp. The same first round also included Christian McCaffrey and Alvin Kamara, with Aaron Jones later going to Tres.
2016
The oldest preserved rookie board opens with Ezekiel Elliott. Other cornerstone names include Michael Thomas, Derrick Henry, Jared Goff and Carson Wentz. The screenshot uses the league’s original first-name-era manager labels, so those names are preserved as historical artifacts.
ACT HISTORY // THE PUNISHMENT LEDGER
WHO HAS TAKEN THE ACT?
| Manager | ACTs | ACT Score |
|---|---|---|
| Tres | 3 | 25 |
| Preach | 2 | 26 |
| Drag | 2 | 23 |
| Houle | 1 | 21 |
| JP | 1 | 21 |
| Bru | 1 | 31 |
| Bug | 1 | 23 |
| BDR | 0 | — |
| Beans | 0 | — |
| Chan | 0 | — |
THE RECEIPTS
This is the permanent evidence locker: notorious trades, freezing-cold takes, championship proclamations, draft disasters and anything else the group chat refuses to let die.
Opening exhibit: JP owns two championships and the two worst seasons in league history — one win and two wins. No middle ground.
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