HOUSE FILE // SUPERMODELS
BRU // THE DRUNKEN STAG
Bruin of House Baratheon. Two belts, no moderation.
THE STORY
Bru was the first dynasty champion and returned to the throne five years later. The franchise has never been interested in moderation: when it works, it storms the castle; when it breaks, everybody nearby gets dragged into the mess.
LEAGUE RÉSUMÉ
Titles: 2 — 2015, 2020
ACTs: 1
ACT Score: 31
Current team: Supermodels
2026 opening tier: The Sewer // #9 Iron Throne Index
HOW HE BUILDS
Star-driven, Vikings-heavy and comfortable living with concentrated risk. Bru is willing to push value into the future when the present roster no longer deserves another patch job.
2026 RECEIPTS
While Houle pulled premium capital forward, Bru pushed it backward and stacked 2027 firsts. Josh Allen and Justin Jefferson can still ruin anybody’s Sunday, but the rest of the roster is being asked to survive while the next window forms.
CURRENT ERA
Bru may spend 2026 less focused on escaping the Sewer than on making sure someone else falls in with him.
2025 ERA // THE WRESTLING CHRONICLE
THE MAULER // B
“The Mauler sobered up… then blacked out.”
Bru’s 2025 class was pure chaos-in-slow-motion: fewer swings than usual, but enough starter-level upside to keep the grade respectable.
Draft class: 2.03 Cam Skattebo // 2.08 Jayden Higgins // 3.01 Mason Taylor // 5.08 Arian Smith.
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