HOUSE FILE // THE FANNIN OF THE OPERA
BUG // LITTLEFINGER
Master of Coin. Always early, never wrong.
THE STORY
Bug is the league’s information broker: rumors, trades, side conversations and value hunting. The joke has never been whether he can build a competitive team. It is whether the perennial bridesmaid can finally become the bride.
LEAGUE RÉSUMÉ
Titles: 0
ACTs: 1
ACT Score: 23
Current team: The Fannin of the Opera
2026 opening tier: In the Hunt // #5 Iron Throne Index
HOW HE BUILDS
Patient, value-conscious and rarely eager to make a move without understanding the market first. Bug tends to live in the competitive middle-to-upper tier rather than detonating the roster.
2026 PRESSURE
The $1,000 bet with Preach comes due this season. After years of being good enough to matter, 2026 is the year Bug has to shit or get off the pot.
CURRENT ERA
Bug opens outside the four crown favorites but clearly above the Sewer. A strong first month can turn another respectable roster into an actual title push.
2025 ERA // THE WRESTLING CHRONICLE
SOY-EO // C-
“Don’t tell anyone… but this beta class may already be deprecated.”
Bug’s 2025 class leaned heavily into developmental quarterbacks and long-tail upside, with Jalen Milroe as the best bet of the group.
Draft class: 2.09 Jalen Milroe // 3.05 Joe Milton // 3.09 Shedeur Sanders // 4.05 Harold Fannin // 5.05 Brashard Smith.
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