HOUSE FILE // HERM A COKE HEAD
JP // THE BAYOU REAVER
Captain of the Iron Islands.
THE STORY
JP’s Shy City résumé has almost no middle ground. At his best, Herm is a championship-level operator. At his worst, the floor falls out completely.
LEAGUE RÉSUMÉ
Titles: 2 — 2019, 2023
ACTs: 1
ACT Score: 21
Current team: Herm a Coke Head
Historic note: owns the league’s one-win and two-win worst seasons
2026 opening tier: The Sewer // #8 Iron Throne Index
HOW HE BUILDS
Comfortable with elite quarterback firepower, willing to trade aggressively when the roster turns, and capable of swinging from champion to teardown faster than almost anyone in the league.
2026 RECEIPTS
Sent Jalen Hurts to Preach and received Kyler Murray and Sam Darnold. Opens 2026 with Lamar Jackson, Kyler and Brock Bowers giving the roster enough star power to ruin somebody’s week.
CURRENT ERA
JP starts in the Sewer, but he also gets the first chance to derail Preach’s heavily advertised championship campaign.
2025 ERA // THE WRESTLING CHRONICLE
HERMAN BOONE // A-
“Call it value. Call it vision. Call it BOONE BALL.”
Herm’s 2025 class was praised for steady value and multiple shots at future starters, with Jaxson Dart as the centerpiece.
Draft class: 2.01 Jaxson Dart // 3.03 Jack Bech // 4.03 Pat Bryant // 4.09 Elijah Arroyo // 5.09 Tai Felton.
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